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Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.26 12:31:00 -
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Jade Constantine wrote:Karadion wrote:Jade Constantine wrote:Seeing as he'd just heard the bad news that all his powerbloc's moon goo faucets were getting turned off and in the future goonswarm federation is doomed either to a) obscurity or b) becoming the biggest mining alliance in eve. I feel the poor chap can be allowed a few moments of (albeit televised) drowning sorrows to wallow in the ironic straits he'd found himself. The "king of space" had gotten roped into reporting to the findings of the people's revolutionary committe and needing to put a massive spin on last years hisec ice interdictors all needing to train barges on their 2nd accounts and become targets for roving gangs in nullsec.
You have to laugh.
FYI, we are the biggest proponent of nerfing tech moons. All moons really baby. But tbh, I don't care who promotes it just as long as it gets done. Nuking that crap and turning it into a profession where real players sit in belts and take a genuine risk to make the income (while providing targets to roaming gangs) is the best change out of ccp in literally years. My paragraph above can be seen as satire if you like - as long as this still happens I'm cool with it. I will mention that when this was suggested during CSM1 (by me and others) the then Goonswarm leader Darius Johnson went red in the face and blustered for about 20 minutes about how it would be the doom of eve and the sky would fall and it was completely insane to consider damaging the stablity (passive income aristocracy) of eve in this way. So if Mittens genuinely is different to Darius in this way then good on him and maybe he was drinking from happiness afterall. I look forward to seeing him in his barge mining tech in nullsec and getting owned by 3 guys in bombers.
you're an idiot |

Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.26 20:10:00 -
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Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.26 20:10:00 -
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haha |

Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.26 20:12:00 -
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there's a wasp on my screen |

Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.26 20:14:00 -
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i think it's going to sting me |

Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.26 21:38:00 -
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I love how The Wis is the person who is the least affected by all of this |

Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.26 21:49:00 -
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Darius III wrote: With Goonswarm at maximum CTA trying to defend Mittani, their post mods will be burned out soon from constantly overheating. It is almost as if they think that their efforts will prove meaningful. This is desperate damage control, it almost seems like Goonies think it will help.
I will miss his efforts in the CSM, but I won't miss him personally. All the comments from Goo-ns in this thread will be made so much more irrelevant after he gets removed.
He has brought shame to CCP, the CSM and the Eve community as a whole. Theo only thing I am glad of, is that he showed his true colors early and now people know exactly what sort of person he is. +1 for that.
how does it feel to only be in the CSM due to getting the pity vote |

Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.26 21:55:00 -
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Jade Constantine wrote:Hench Tenet wrote: Wow. Where do I even start? OK. Mittens doesn't look chubby to me. Well I know these kind of fraternity groups often have quite different ideals of male beauty ... In some cultures a beer gut is considered an attractive trait. If he's the apple of your eye who am I to criticise? Hench Tenet wrote: The goons are the least submissive people in the game. Oh come on! 10,000 people walking lockstep in CTA posting formation in defense of a silly frat boy staggering around after a couple of bottles of weak icelandic beer? Thats pretty subsmissive behaviour. Goonswarm as an entity makes a virtue of dehumanising its membership and making them cogs in a greater machine in service to the hierachy. It operates successfully by the same principles of any religious cult really - stripping away notions of individuality and making those without remaining esteem better identify with the organization and its "great leader". Its a submissive relationship between the drone and the hive queen, the cultist and the cult master. I can honestly say I've rarely met any goons with much independent personality (and only then) once they've generally got out of the organization altogether.
how does it feel to roleplay a futanari brothel owner |

Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.26 21:56:00 -
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my name is jade constantine and guys i'm a girl honest |

Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.26 21:58:00 -
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Xython wrote:Blawrf McTaggart wrote:Jade Constantine wrote:Hench Tenet wrote: Wow. Where do I even start? OK. Mittens doesn't look chubby to me. Well I know these kind of fraternity groups often have quite different ideals of male beauty ... In some cultures a beer gut is considered an attractive trait. If he's the apple of your eye who am I to criticise? Hench Tenet wrote: The goons are the least submissive people in the game. Oh come on! 10,000 people walking lockstep in CTA posting formation in defense of a silly frat boy staggering around after a couple of bottles of weak icelandic beer? Thats pretty subsmissive behaviour. Goonswarm as an entity makes a virtue of dehumanising its membership and making them cogs in a greater machine in service to the hierachy. It operates successfully by the same principles of any religious cult really - stripping away notions of individuality and making those without remaining esteem better identify with the organization and its "great leader". Its a submissive relationship between the drone and the hive queen, the cultist and the cult master. I can honestly say I've rarely met any goons with much independent personality (and only then) once they've generally got out of the organization altogether. how does it feel to roleplay a futanari brothel owner Now hold on just a goddamned minute. I heard they're adding mixed-race characters to the game, but they're also adding a Hermaphrodite slider? BRB, adding Shitting DIcknipples to my toon
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Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.26 22:05:00 -
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didn't we already have the alternative vote argument |

Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.26 22:06:00 -
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oldbutfeelingyoung wrote:baltec1 wrote:oldbutfeelingyoung wrote:
yep maybe you are right,but now its recorded on a live ccp event.
They have been for years. And on this forum and on eve-kill and on battleclinic. and on camera now presented by you through powerpointslides again on camera so the whole thing was prepared ,TO get this WIZ guy to commit suicide
:tinfoil: |

Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.26 22:06:00 -
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Terminal Insanity wrote:Personally i'm just excited to see if we can fill up the entire first page of General Discussion with mittani threads
challenge accepted |

Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.27 01:18:00 -
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why is no-one paying attention to the fact that the Wis truly does not give a ****? |

Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.27 01:20:00 -
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rabble rabble rabble rabble mittens said a bad thing rabble rabble it is principle rabble rabble
dude's apologised for drunken rambling, and pretty ******* sincerely. Wis obviously doesn't give a **** so stop using this dude's depression as a way to get at my ceo gdi |
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